I've just finished preparing the dead baits for the forthcoming trip to Penton Hook. While in the middle of cling-film-hell I had a phone call, an annoying sales call, but I seem to have stumbled onto a way to get rid of them quickly:
Sales Girl:Hello, can I speak to the home owner please? Me:Yes that's me, Captain Richard Superman the third... Sales Girl:For f*ck's sake - hung up.
I hope they recorded that one for training purposes!