Nice try, gulls! (NB: I've read that ducks should be fed salad, and not bread - bread for them is like junkfood for us; i.e. not their natural diet). So, maybe Screech & Dave"s misfortunes are a blessing in disguise?
I've read that seagulls will eat anything except salad - they do hate salad! :)
Read this as well. Saying near enough anything rice beans etc... Hope people throw cooked rice, beans etc or they might be too full up.
They really wanted fish but didn't know the duck for "fish", quack means bread right?