An Arse Kicking and A Surprise
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Helmet headed Cocksy Boy joined me at the hot bass spot on my very kind
invitation.
Upon his entrance, he declared he had no bait and would be using mi...
3 hours ago
Two snowmen in a field,
ReplyDeleteOne turns to the other and says
'Can you smell carrots?'
(Hopefully this will stop Dan telling me this joke every time we're in the pub).
Good one. The cartoon, not the snowman joke!!
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Similar to my favorite... Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other " Does this taste funny to you? "
ReplyDeleteLOL like it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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